You should better not tell to SP:
1. OMG, my cousin was right.. you really look like gays!!!
2. What is this scaly stuff in your hair?
3. Oh yeah, David, my sister's got EXACTLY the same t-shirt as you do!
4. Ehmmmm.. when was the last time you took a shower?
5. Chuck… what exactly do you use, so that your sticks stick in your hands??? Do you spend a lot of time in the bathroom???
6. My dead grandmother signs much better...
7. My dog really loves your CD! He uses it as a toy!
8. Why do you sound so funny?
9. Is anyone of you gay?
10. I have an eyeliner in my handbag, if you want, David... the yours is a bit melted around your face..
11. Jeff! My grandpa has exactly the same haircut as you do!
12. You know, my grandpa dances much better than you... and he lost all his legs!!
13. Do you have a girlfriends? (pause.. he answers: "yes") Really? I'm so sorry for her..
14. Chuck… how can I achieve the same glossy lips as you have?
15. OMG… I can't believe you have fans!
16. „I’m sorry, I can’t be perfect…” No, that was obvious from the beginning...
17. Chuck, i know you don't like them, but, please, keep your pants on, keep them on!!
18. The God created water, he created lakes, he created you... well.. even God makes mistakes..
19. Do you know, how do you sound? Like Destiny's Child.
20. You are all guys??? I'd not say it, after I listened to your CD.